my fancy afternoon
Today I borrowed a Pomerainian from a friend of my mother’s who said I could borrow him any time I liked. I walked him through the west end, and he was such a handsome boy, and he was so happy to see everyone. There were all these elderly women out and about, running their errands, getting their hair done, meeting their friends for lunch dates. They were all so excited to see such a handsome dog, and he was so happy to be receiving so much attention that I went into a jealous rage and told them all what a bunch of cunts they were.
