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I went to this party last weekend. I show up kind of late because I had gone to see a show earlier, and by the time I arrived, it had become a "naked" party. Nothing really funny or ironic happened there, except after getting over the initial shock of seeing a bunch of people I know naked, I realized that it was a byob party and I hadn’t brought shit. I kindly asked the host of there was a beer that I could have, and he’s like, sure right down there in that cooler, but for me to reach down there and grab a beer, his package would be right in my line of vision. He noticed my hesitation, and said,"JEEZ!! If it’ll help…" and then tucked it between his legs like a drag queen.