i’m a dirty boy
I was at the Rocket Bar with some friends the other
night and I was washing my hands after using the bathroom when I pumped
down on the hand soap rather forcefully (I don’t know why). Well it
went all over my black shirt and it looked like someone had been aiming
for my face, missed and jizzed all down my front. I was able to dab the
soap, or rather rub it in, but it still left a wet streak down my
shirt. One of my friends immediately noticed it and asked me what had
happened and I explained that I had been too forceful with the soap
dispenser. She was actually shocked and pleasantly surprised that I had
washed my hands after using the bathroom. She wasn’t doing so mockingly
either, she was being totally serious. She really believed that I along
with most other guys never washed their hands after using the bathroom.
